Chapman Jones! You are my kind of guy, and I mean that, truly. Mr Jones coming at ya live from Kentucky, with a song about his wife’s fanny. I love it! The way he tells it, he met her in a parking lot after he walked by his car, she caught his attention and he stuck his head out the window and hollered “Sheewwweee, look at that fanny swing.” Although, he admits he didn’t use the term “fanny.” Should mention, they’ve been married or together ever since. Good job, Mr Jones! The song ain’t too shabby either.